yibing= great junior, great friend!
me "i think i'll just graduate with average scores, go to uni without scholarship, then get a normal 9 to 5 job get married get children then die in peace. hai... there's nothing to look forward to in life."
yibing to the rescue!
(haha sorry to cut and paste ur email wholesale, if you're offended i'll take it down, but it was so funny i had to put it here)
yibing "u have such a pessimistic outlook of life! 9 to 5 job while brooding over kids - that's such a horrid and scrupulous thought. gwenlyn in ketch-up+mlik+vomit transmoguified apron running all over the house chasing breast-fed kids. that's so sad. NO GWENLYN! U CANT LEAD THIS KIND OF LIFE! NO - U SHOULD NEVER THINK OF LEADING SUCH AN EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS LIFE. what if u get sick of ur routine life, kids and same one boring s*x with ur husband and decided to walk out of it - u might be too late to start afresh already. lemme plan out ur life for u -
go nus/nrp/smu or anywhere lah .. university would do. finish degree ... take up masters somewhere pretty and nice like britain/austrialia --- find a few boyfriends - and take romance up as one of ur core subjects. settle on 1 guy u really like. have a ph.d behind ur name and .. then go to bars ... pubs ... high class restaurants and stuff - and enjoy life. then marry that guy u like ... then u would be a good nice 30 year old ... have a kid by 32 ... bring up the kid to be an elite in somewhere 'amoh' first ... then bring her back and ur husband (obvviously) to singapore - and u will be very refined and everything. ur husband must be well-to-do --- NOT UR UNI LECTURER HOR! then have a few gatherings with uni friends/jc/sec sch then show off ur pretty house and perfect daughter/son - that will be so cool man. "
haha yibing you rock can. i mean, how many juniors can help you plan your life? huh? huh? you have? you have? nanny nanny poo poo. i have you don't have! eh why cannot uni lecturer ar? i happen to like older men... hahahaha. uni lecturer rich ok... got lecturer in my school drive two-seater sports car can.
and i like the sound of it. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) haha this IS the life. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) will have two cute, perfect children, one boy and one girl. they love their mummuy. then i will have a trophy husband to cling on to at socialite parties. i shall particiapte grately in philantrophic activities. and the world shall love me and kiss the ground i walk on. ok i shall start mugging so that i may have the life you plan for me.
and today i called ms slenderfingers... I MISS YOU! go and do yoga can? wanna do with me? we sign up together? good for your back. i read in MIND YOUR BODY that yoga can help to straighten your back! Yes I have a curved spine. i reckon i can gain about 5 cm in height if it was straight.
and dear xixun: zerocool is..................................................
my guardian angel! haha you can keep guessin. you don't know him one lah.
yibing to the rescue!
(haha sorry to cut and paste ur email wholesale, if you're offended i'll take it down, but it was so funny i had to put it here)
yibing "u have such a pessimistic outlook of life! 9 to 5 job while brooding over kids - that's such a horrid and scrupulous thought. gwenlyn in ketch-up+mlik+vomit transmoguified apron running all over the house chasing breast-fed kids. that's so sad. NO GWENLYN! U CANT LEAD THIS KIND OF LIFE! NO - U SHOULD NEVER THINK OF LEADING SUCH AN EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS LIFE. what if u get sick of ur routine life, kids and same one boring s*x with ur husband and decided to walk out of it - u might be too late to start afresh already. lemme plan out ur life for u -
go nus/nrp/smu or anywhere lah .. university would do. finish degree ... take up masters somewhere pretty and nice like britain/austrialia --- find a few boyfriends - and take romance up as one of ur core subjects. settle on 1 guy u really like. have a ph.d behind ur name and .. then go to bars ... pubs ... high class restaurants and stuff - and enjoy life. then marry that guy u like ... then u would be a good nice 30 year old ... have a kid by 32 ... bring up the kid to be an elite in somewhere 'amoh' first ... then bring her back and ur husband (obvviously) to singapore - and u will be very refined and everything. ur husband must be well-to-do --- NOT UR UNI LECTURER HOR! then have a few gatherings with uni friends/jc/sec sch then show off ur pretty house and perfect daughter/son - that will be so cool man. "
haha yibing you rock can. i mean, how many juniors can help you plan your life? huh? huh? you have? you have? nanny nanny poo poo. i have you don't have! eh why cannot uni lecturer ar? i happen to like older men... hahahaha. uni lecturer rich ok... got lecturer in my school drive two-seater sports car can.
and i like the sound of it. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) haha this IS the life. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) will have two cute, perfect children, one boy and one girl. they love their mummuy. then i will have a trophy husband to cling on to at socialite parties. i shall particiapte grately in philantrophic activities. and the world shall love me and kiss the ground i walk on. ok i shall start mugging so that i may have the life you plan for me.
and today i called ms slenderfingers... I MISS YOU! go and do yoga can? wanna do with me? we sign up together? good for your back. i read in MIND YOUR BODY that yoga can help to straighten your back! Yes I have a curved spine. i reckon i can gain about 5 cm in height if it was straight.
and dear xixun: zerocool is..................................................
my guardian angel! haha you can keep guessin. you don't know him one lah.
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