methinks its time to smile again.
HAHAHA.
crazy week. ups and downs. i'm officially menopausal judging by the way my moods have been changing. happy sad angry bored crazy. yes crazy. how the hell do you explain a one-woman puppet show staged by yours truly done by hiding under the table while flying a paper aeroplane, done to the music of "paper aeroplane" by sandy lam. i was trying to do an mtv. ok fine u may burst out in guffaws now.
crazy stage was brought about by the return of wenhan. suddenly felt an impulse to break out of my sullen moods. and there you have it, insanity born out of neccessity.
and i went for dinner at ritz carlton on thursday!!!! good food! good ambience! great live music. i would like to say that my boyfriend brought me there. but alas i have no boyfriend let alone a rich one. haha. anyway, my mum brought me there, i'm ever the filial one. because she and her colleagues had their performance bonus and went there to celebrate.
the dinner was one filled with humour and an undercurrent of uncertainty and foreboding. despite just getting their performance bonus, they were worried about retrenchment due to restructuring within the company. this bunch of women being the baby boomers are at most o level graduates and their age makes them a liability. nevertheless they faced the situation with dry humour and a joie de vivre attitude.
"if i get the golden handshake, i'll become a mamasan and invite all of you to join me at deska road." according to her, malay and chinese brothels are at geylang while indian one is at deska road.
"aiyah at most become ntuc cashier lor"
"her hymen haven't broken, got more value", referring to a newly employed employee young and therefore not at risk of retrenchment.
"aiyo got young girl here(me) don't talk like that"
the conversation turned to male colleagues
"if i see so-and-so at hotel 81, i think i will faint. not him"
"aiyah i got no motivation to come to work. no shuai ge. i'd be contented with just one but don't have. so sad." -newbie lamenting the state of singaporean man, her eyes lighting up when i said that my school has quite a few cuties.
then to children
"my girl got a letter from a classmate that says "i love you" leh she primary 2 only i can't believe it. then she reply him some more and let me vet it. i said, this is not suitable to reply him, mummy destroy it for you ok?" saying this, she kept it in her bag and promptly whipped it out to show her fellow colleagues.
"i like you but i do not love you. my lover is so-and-so. please do not tell your mother or let her see." words of a 8 year old girl. quite unbelivable, no?
its quite interesting to be in the company of older women who are not your relatives. but underneath it all, they're just like any teenage girl who likes to giggle and bitch, just with that extra burden of facing harsh reality.
replies:
yifang and slenderfingers: yeah let's all go together! I miss four eleven...
zerocool: no you cannot come. unless you happen to be a nanyang GIRLS' high school alumni my dear GOR.
dennis: you are crazy. either that or plain masochistic.
yibing: "rolls eyes" hey reply ok i reply you liao.
crazy week. ups and downs. i'm officially menopausal judging by the way my moods have been changing. happy sad angry bored crazy. yes crazy. how the hell do you explain a one-woman puppet show staged by yours truly done by hiding under the table while flying a paper aeroplane, done to the music of "paper aeroplane" by sandy lam. i was trying to do an mtv. ok fine u may burst out in guffaws now.
crazy stage was brought about by the return of wenhan. suddenly felt an impulse to break out of my sullen moods. and there you have it, insanity born out of neccessity.
and i went for dinner at ritz carlton on thursday!!!! good food! good ambience! great live music. i would like to say that my boyfriend brought me there. but alas i have no boyfriend let alone a rich one. haha. anyway, my mum brought me there, i'm ever the filial one. because she and her colleagues had their performance bonus and went there to celebrate.
the dinner was one filled with humour and an undercurrent of uncertainty and foreboding. despite just getting their performance bonus, they were worried about retrenchment due to restructuring within the company. this bunch of women being the baby boomers are at most o level graduates and their age makes them a liability. nevertheless they faced the situation with dry humour and a joie de vivre attitude.
"if i get the golden handshake, i'll become a mamasan and invite all of you to join me at deska road." according to her, malay and chinese brothels are at geylang while indian one is at deska road.
"aiyah at most become ntuc cashier lor"
"her hymen haven't broken, got more value", referring to a newly employed employee young and therefore not at risk of retrenchment.
"aiyo got young girl here(me) don't talk like that"
the conversation turned to male colleagues
"if i see so-and-so at hotel 81, i think i will faint. not him"
"aiyah i got no motivation to come to work. no shuai ge. i'd be contented with just one but don't have. so sad." -newbie lamenting the state of singaporean man, her eyes lighting up when i said that my school has quite a few cuties.
then to children
"my girl got a letter from a classmate that says "i love you" leh she primary 2 only i can't believe it. then she reply him some more and let me vet it. i said, this is not suitable to reply him, mummy destroy it for you ok?" saying this, she kept it in her bag and promptly whipped it out to show her fellow colleagues.
"i like you but i do not love you. my lover is so-and-so. please do not tell your mother or let her see." words of a 8 year old girl. quite unbelivable, no?
its quite interesting to be in the company of older women who are not your relatives. but underneath it all, they're just like any teenage girl who likes to giggle and bitch, just with that extra burden of facing harsh reality.
replies:
yifang and slenderfingers: yeah let's all go together! I miss four eleven...
zerocool: no you cannot come. unless you happen to be a nanyang GIRLS' high school alumni my dear GOR.
dennis: you are crazy. either that or plain masochistic.
yibing: "rolls eyes" hey reply ok i reply you liao.
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