喜欢是一种泡泡。

yibing= great junior, great friend!

me "i think i'll just graduate with average scores, go to uni without scholarship, then get a normal 9 to 5 job get married get children then die in peace. hai... there's nothing to look forward to in life."

yibing to the rescue!
(haha sorry to cut and paste ur email wholesale, if you're offended i'll take it down, but it was so funny i had to put it here)

yibing "u have such a pessimistic outlook of life! 9 to 5 job while brooding over kids - that's such a horrid and scrupulous thought. gwenlyn in ketch-up+mlik+vomit transmoguified apron running all over the house chasing breast-fed kids. that's so sad. NO GWENLYN! U CANT LEAD THIS KIND OF LIFE! NO - U SHOULD NEVER THINK OF LEADING SUCH AN EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS LIFE. what if u get sick of ur routine life, kids and same one boring s*x with ur husband and decided to walk out of it - u might be too late to start afresh already. lemme plan out ur life for u -

go nus/nrp/smu or anywhere lah .. university would do. finish degree ... take up masters somewhere pretty and nice like britain/austrialia --- find a few boyfriends - and take romance up as one of ur core subjects. settle on 1 guy u really like. have a ph.d behind ur name and .. then go to bars ... pubs ... high class restaurants and stuff - and enjoy life. then marry that guy u like ... then u would be a good nice 30 year old ... have a kid by 32 ... bring up the kid to be an elite in somewhere 'amoh' first ... then bring her back and ur husband (obvviously) to singapore - and u will be very refined and everything. ur husband must be well-to-do --- NOT UR UNI LECTURER HOR! then have a few gatherings with uni friends/jc/sec sch then show off ur pretty house and perfect daughter/son - that will be so cool man. "


haha yibing you rock can. i mean, how many juniors can help you plan your life? huh? huh? you have? you have? nanny nanny poo poo. i have you don't have! eh why cannot uni lecturer ar? i happen to like older men... hahahaha. uni lecturer rich ok... got lecturer in my school drive two-seater sports car can.

and i like the sound of it. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) haha this IS the life. Loh Wanzi Gwenlyn PhD (in romance) will have two cute, perfect children, one boy and one girl. they love their mummuy. then i will have a trophy husband to cling on to at socialite parties. i shall particiapte grately in philantrophic activities. and the world shall love me and kiss the ground i walk on. ok i shall start mugging so that i may have the life you plan for me.

and today i called ms slenderfingers... I MISS YOU! go and do yoga can? wanna do with me? we sign up together? good for your back. i read in MIND YOUR BODY that yoga can help to straighten your back! Yes I have a curved spine. i reckon i can gain about 5 cm in height if it was straight.


and dear xixun: zerocool is..................................................













my guardian angel! haha you can keep guessin. you don't know him one lah.

methinks its time to smile again.

HAHAHA.

crazy week. ups and downs. i'm officially menopausal judging by the way my moods have been changing. happy sad angry bored crazy. yes crazy. how the hell do you explain a one-woman puppet show staged by yours truly done by hiding under the table while flying a paper aeroplane, done to the music of "paper aeroplane" by sandy lam. i was trying to do an mtv. ok fine u may burst out in guffaws now.

crazy stage was brought about by the return of wenhan. suddenly felt an impulse to break out of my sullen moods. and there you have it, insanity born out of neccessity.

and i went for dinner at ritz carlton on thursday!!!! good food! good ambience! great live music. i would like to say that my boyfriend brought me there. but alas i have no boyfriend let alone a rich one. haha. anyway, my mum brought me there, i'm ever the filial one. because she and her colleagues had their performance bonus and went there to celebrate.

the dinner was one filled with humour and an undercurrent of uncertainty and foreboding. despite just getting their performance bonus, they were worried about retrenchment due to restructuring within the company. this bunch of women being the baby boomers are at most o level graduates and their age makes them a liability. nevertheless they faced the situation with dry humour and a joie de vivre attitude.

"if i get the golden handshake, i'll become a mamasan and invite all of you to join me at deska road." according to her, malay and chinese brothels are at geylang while indian one is at deska road.

"aiyah at most become ntuc cashier lor"

"her hymen haven't broken, got more value", referring to a newly employed employee young and therefore not at risk of retrenchment.

"aiyo got young girl here(me) don't talk like that"

the conversation turned to male colleagues

"if i see so-and-so at hotel 81, i think i will faint. not him"

"aiyah i got no motivation to come to work. no shuai ge. i'd be contented with just one but don't have. so sad." -newbie lamenting the state of singaporean man, her eyes lighting up when i said that my school has quite a few cuties.

then to children

"my girl got a letter from a classmate that says "i love you" leh she primary 2 only i can't believe it. then she reply him some more and let me vet it. i said, this is not suitable to reply him, mummy destroy it for you ok?" saying this, she kept it in her bag and promptly whipped it out to show her fellow colleagues.

"i like you but i do not love you. my lover is so-and-so. please do not tell your mother or let her see." words of a 8 year old girl. quite unbelivable, no?

its quite interesting to be in the company of older women who are not your relatives. but underneath it all, they're just like any teenage girl who likes to giggle and bitch, just with that extra burden of facing harsh reality.

replies:

yifang and slenderfingers: yeah let's all go together! I miss four eleven...

zerocool: no you cannot come. unless you happen to be a nanyang GIRLS' high school alumni my dear GOR.

dennis: you are crazy. either that or plain masochistic.

yibing: "rolls eyes" hey reply ok i reply you liao.

嫌い。大嫌い。プロジェクトワクのこと。私しかこの仕事してる人はない。大変疲れてる。組の人死でほしい。人を殺したい。でも怒ること体によくないから私は我慢してる。今年速く終わって。

rain

its been raining non-stop these days.

its strange how the rain affects my mood. on monday, it rained the whole day and xixun and I were sucked into the abyss of melancholy. sullen, sulky faces were the dress codes of the day. and ever since then, bouts of melancholy have been hitting me on and off. as the rain comes and goes. pitter patter. try as it might it can't fill up the void in my heart.

the island is worth watching. something like gattaca. but the chase scenes made me dizzy...

sick..

there is a flu spreading around in 1so3w....

symptoms are first, a sore throat, followed by lots of phlegm, a cough, runny nose, fever...

if u have the above symptoms... STAY AWAY FROM SCHOOL. the great infallible xixun has been toppled too, followed by wenhan, then me...

haha luckily i'm ok now, my highest record for the fever is only 38.3 degrees.. wen han won with 39.4 degrees. xixun a close second with 39.0 degrees. easily cured by lots and lots of sleep and lots and lots of water. i have full faith in my immune system.. but if only this came a bit earlier. then i could have skipped school. bleagh. wasted my tickets for ny foa..i'm sorry lim en for making you waste your ten bucks....



anyway four eleveners.... GO FOR THE FOUNDER'S DAY DINNER CAN????????? 20 BUCKS ONLY... FOUR ELEVEN REUNION...... GO LEH...... haha i wonder how many of you guys will read it considering that hardly any of u tag nowadays... hai... i feel so pathetic that most of the time i'm tagging on my own blog...

oh yeah?

not cute? not adorable? haha this is the picture to prove xixun wrong.... guess which one is me????















































the 2nd one from the left....hmm.. this is a picture from k2 graduation.... haha actually i was 5 but in k2, so technically, i graduated from k2 TWICE. yeah, i was too much of a genius and skipped k1.. i think, actually i also don't really know why i took k2 for two years.. what happened to k1? haha must check with my mum... anyway, note that i'm one of the taller girls despite being one year younger than he rest... haha what happened? why am I so short now? omg... it must be something to do with my diet... haha i was the tallest in my second k2 class... shall look for pictures and post later...

i love fridays

yeah i do. not just because they sum up an entire week and mean the start of a weekend, but because i get to hang out, get to chill with my darling lians. whether is it braving the hot sweltering weather to get the bowl of sumptious ban mian, with cheap bubble tea afterwards, or re-enacting ah lian pa lang scenes, or even just plain chilling in some weird ulu corner of the school. the thing about us lians is that we really connect. haha it seems fate has planned our meeting since the start of time. its really hard to find people who click at this age, when everyone has friends of their own and rather than putting their hearts on the line in order to make new friends, prefer to stick to their old gang.
yeah. so 生まれ変わってもあなたに会いたい(i want to meet u even in my next life)。and that applies to everyone who made a difference in my life. yeah. that means u and u and u and u. :)

LIAN

this is a picture that tingjie drew for me! haha I was not well and thus did not go to school and they did this because they missed me! haha.. this is testament that indeed, you can find true friendships in jc. we are the lian. don't mess with us.

if you love me

if you love me
tear your heart
out and serve
it to me on a
platter I might
partake of it
in a feverish
delight or play
around with the
red crimson glory
unsatiated
unfulfilled
or perhaps
I just might
give you mine
in return.

slacker

i think i'm the world's biggest slacker. despite the fact that i have three jap compos and one chemistry tutorial to finish, i have done nothing other than lying on my couch, watching japanese anime from 1-5 eating chocolate biscuits occasionally. this is the life.... of a pig. argh.

hisashiburi..........

hey people!! long time no see..... other than the fact that my computer was down for the past week, i was busy being a mugger to cope with my common tests...

bleagh mugging really sucks, but i think my mugging power not high enough... must master it until level 10: Muggerita Personified...( recall the wuxia novels where every different level of one gongfu style got their own long long name...) I reckon I'm just at level 5: Poseur Mugger now... why? because even after one week of studying... i still left many blanks in my common test... !@##$@$%%^@^@#@# but anyway, haha now i can take a long long break....(at least until promos)

yeah, and later i'm going to an interview for a part time job at one fullerton haru japanese restaurant... am i crazy? u ask.. no, i just feel my life is lacking a bit of spice so going for this job would help me spice it up a little... despite objections from my parents.... haha but i don't know how i'm going to juggle schoolwork and work work at the same time... but never mind i'll try my best, seeing that i have nothing much to do for cca side anyway...

let's recap the past week...


hehe last saturday i went to watch swan lake by the royal ballet!!!!! it was fantastic... certainly the stuff that dreams are made of... the male principal was hottie ivan putrov while the female principal was roberta maquez... they dance very well.. like duh... haha i wanna watch more ballets...

shopping is fun but tiring.. do you know the walk from city hall to suntec city can take 3 hours? its true if you are 3 girls very deprived of shopping (due to mugging and exorbitant prices in japan) and u are ambushed by signs like "50% off 70% off 80% 90% off"... all around.. unfortunately the only price we DIDN'T see was 100% off. too bad. we went into practically every shop... fcuk, topshop, u name it we went in. haha not that we bought anything... everything we bought in the end was from carrefour... hahahaha can u believe it.. i bought a belly dancing dvd!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god. but it was only 7 bucks... and it promised nice abs and a cardio workout... getting fat these days...due to all the chocolate my parents brought home from europe... i think i shall start eating sushi everyday... no oil no fat.. very healthy....

and did u know that.... at around 1030 everyday... at carrefour... you can get sushi at one for one!!!!!!!!!! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! haha i sound like an auntie... anyway, me, wenhan and xixun were there at the sushi counter even before the announcement was made... and we were the only people there... then the announcment was made... and singaporeans, being singaporeans flocked to the sushi counter grabbing the sushi like it was meant for their last supper... you'd think they'd neve eaten sushi before. they were practicallly like vultures, diving in for the last piece of meat... of course... we participated in the scavenging. and had a very fulfilling supper...